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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
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Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
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Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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