She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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