If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
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You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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