sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
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I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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