Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
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I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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