White coat. Heels.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
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I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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