There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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