tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
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I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
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would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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