oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
She tied me up with her honor cords...
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
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