do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
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Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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