Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I seem to have left my pride at pride
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
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I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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