he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
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The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
I wish there were birth control emojis
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
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got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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