We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
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We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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