also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
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He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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