You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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