i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
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Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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