I love black thongs
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
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you know something has gone wrong in your life when you've gotten a court order to stay away from ALL mc donalds.
she's my drunk super hero.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
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The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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