I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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