i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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