So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
she was so not down for the gang bang
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
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Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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