Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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