i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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