do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
What did we do last night that was yellow?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
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Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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