there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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