thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
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I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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