Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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