two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
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Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
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WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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