if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
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girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
My vagina just clenched in fear
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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