we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
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How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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