had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
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I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
You dont lie about slip and slides
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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