Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
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I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
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"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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