who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
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I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
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Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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