i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
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dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
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my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
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