i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
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Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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