Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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