I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
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She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
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The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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