I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Someone shit on the floor
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
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im having a threesome with these popsicles
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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