So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
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You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
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How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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