i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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