You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
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Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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