Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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