these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
She announced her abortion via fbk
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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I just found a bag of teeth...
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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