I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
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The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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