just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
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It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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