I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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