actually, I'm a sock model
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
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She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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