I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
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Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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