Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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