Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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