some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
So squirting runs in the family.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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